Do no harm (but take no shit)

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

paperseverywhere:

if u dont think she’s cute you’re wrong

paperseverywhere:

if u dont think she’s cute you’re wrong

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

paperpie:

Pretty Kanaya is pretty fun to draw! This coloring style is neat, I’d like to try it again :)

paperpie:

Pretty Kanaya is pretty fun to draw! This coloring style is neat, I’d like to try it again :)

angelicsylveon:

plz don’t look down on girls who only like to cosplay skimpier costumes that shit takes courage and skills (would you trust yourself to wear underwear you made yourself) and surprise surprise not everything women do is for men so chances are they genuinely like the character designs and they probably get enough shit from crusty neckbeard dudes they don’t need to hear about how they’re supposedly ruining cosplay from their fellow cosplayers

double0strider:

Jade I drew for Inga

double0strider:

Jade I drew for Inga

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

adjit:

Sometimes I forget that the Striders are rich as balls
because of puppet porn

adjit:

Sometimes I forget that the Striders are rich as balls

because of puppet porn

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
send me a tumblr user’s url and I’ll tell you what I think of them